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June 15

I didn’t know tarot rhymed with carrot!

- God

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April 22

Now, this is just ridiculous.

See also: Spare A Prayer

Okay, now, I’m just getting pissed: The Walls (of 9-11)

I have no idea if these guys are mocking me or in love with me - either way. WHAT???

-God

April 21

Gotta love those low impact workouts.

- God

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April 13

For the record, “Right Now” wasn’t on the Top Gun soundtrack.  Just sayin’.

- God

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Gotta love that logic!

-God

Via

March 16

It’s okay, at the very least, I applaud you for the Simon’s Quest era graphics.

Love,

God

March 9
This ad is currently running on drudgereport.com.  My question is: why did you put hot dogs around this baby’s hand? Don’t eat that baby’s hand! I’m not gonna get into my views on aborton, but I am definitely against hotdog fingers. But I still love you guys. - God

This ad is currently running on drudgereport.com.  My question is: why did you put hot dogs around this baby’s hand? Don’t eat that baby’s hand! I’m not gonna get into my views on aborton, but I am definitely against hotdog fingers.

But I still love you guys.

- God

March 6

It’s okay, I still love you.

- God

March 4

Buuuut I still love you guys.

- God